9 Hilariously Distressing Letters From Kids
ngl the best part of this is the “be a good boy” pentagram
Happy Birthday! Have you heard of Satan?
The 13 Creepiest Things a Child Has Ever Said to It’s Parents
The 3rd one. Omg
Fucking nope.I always assumed that all young children thought this way
Children are tiny sociopaths. I wish I was as hardcore now as I was at 4.
From Feature Shoot:
Shot over a period of 18 months, Italian photographer Gabriele Galimberti’s project Toy Stories compiles photos of children from around the world with their prized possesions—their toys. Galimberti explores the universality of being a kid amidst the diversity of the countless corners of the world; saying, “at their age, they are pretty all much the same; they just want to play.”
Sits down to complete and online evaluation for a job.
Neighbor children next door decide now is the perfect time to run outside screaming.
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”
“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.
“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”
“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.
“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”
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I worked the floor in a movie theater for several years. Most customers made me want to choke them (seriously, be nice to your theater staff). There were a few that made up for all the rest, though. One night, I was selling tickets. It was fairly slow, and I had no…
A conversation a friend of mine had with her child
Mom: Go to sleep.
Kid: I can't sleep.
Mom: Why not?
Kid: I'm too awesome.
Should you have children? Take this test and find out! :P
re-bloging mostly for the first question. That one is very important.
A scene I saw yesterday. A father and his son enter the store; the son was about 3 years old, pulled away and started running ahead
Father: Hey! Slow down. You need to hold my hand and stay with me. You could get lost.
Son: I know where I going!
Father: Oh really, you do huh? Ok, lead the way!
Son: *runs straight to the doughnuts*
